Thursday, March 15, 2018

Pipi - The Alpha Male

Life in the Cortijo was wonderful. The heat had died down (a bit) and I was starting to learn things about this new area I had moved to. I’d visited a town called Nerja for a holiday in 1998 and had loved the place so much that I contemplated buying a plot and building a house. Luckily I didn’t as many houses built on illegal plots (given planning permission by corrupt officials in the town hall) are now being bulldozed by, yes, you’ve guessed it – the same town hall.
La Herradura


The area was called the Costa Tropical, so called because it had a tropical climate and could grow fruits and other crops normally found in very hot regions. However, only a few months after I moved in, a ‘tropical’ storm hit the area and rain poured down for days on end. In the space of a few months, La Herradura, my new home town, had had the hottest summer in 30 years and the wettest in living memory! Bars on the beach were flooded, the beach actually disappeared as flood water poured down from the old town and my terrace was about 4 inches under a torrent of mud which had been washed down from the terraces behind the house.

None of this had any effect on Elsa and Django of course. Rain is something to play in for a dog. Mud is also something to roll in and the fact that the lower terraces were awash just made it all the more interesting.

It was about November that another couple of dogs appeared. I noticed that they tended to appear when the landlord’s father (another Joaquin) was working the land – tending his trees and keeping the grass down around the orchard. I said hello to this grizzled old guy in Spanish and my greeting must have been pretty authentic as he replied with a stream of Spanish. I apologised for not speaking his language and he began again in faltering English but then, strangely asked if I spoke French. ‘Oui’, I replied and ever since we have conversed in French. So here we have, what turned out to be a retired professor of French (from a Spanish High School) standing speaking French with a Scot in the middle of a Spanish avocado farm!

Turns out the big, male, dog was called Pipi which, given he lifted his leg every few seconds, seemed to be an apt name (pipi is the name for a widdle in French). The small dog who followed every step Pipi made was called Margherita and I just assumed she was part of the family.
Pipi - The Alpha Male

Gradually, Pipi and Margherita started to appear regularly on the terrace, not that I was feeding them – I guess it was just the company of the other dogs they sought. Pipi was quite obviously the alpha dog on the farm as he stood no nonsense from either Elsa or Django and I was careful to keep an eye on the dogs when they were playing, quite a wise move I think as one night I heard an awful fight outside and when I investigated, poor Django had been set upon by Pipi. Another expensive trip to the vets!

Gradually, Pipi started to accept that any bad behaviour was ‘rewarded’ with a slap from me but he never took his eyes off poor Django who still thought he was a red-blooded male and could mate with little Margherita, unaware that he’d had his ‘bits chopped off’ when he’d run away as a pup. It was then that I figured out that Pipi and Margherita were an ‘item’.  
Margherita
  

Pipi - The Alpha Male

Life in the Cortijo was wonderful. The heat had died down (a bit) and I was starting to learn things about this new area I had moved to. I’...